Ever since I was eight years old

I was thinking what does a King do?

Doesn’t have to do what he’s told

Just has to be sure to be true

 

R.:

I have to take care

take a chocolate truffle

And if I dare

Do the king’s Shuffle

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ever a naughty kid

 

What when I’m past my teens

See the loveliest woman in the world

Should I make her my beauty queen

Give her three daughters all pearled

 

I have to take care

walk that stupid duffle

And if I dare

Do the king’s Shuffle

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Take a beer

 

What about my kingdoms’ waters

I know everything about it

Cutting ribbons I want something hotter

Something interesting is what I did

 

I have to take care

Watch my hair ain’t ruffled

And if I dare

Do the king’s Shuffle

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wreck a car